Christmas and Secret Santa’s go hand in hand, and this is one of the ways out office celebrates the festive season. But just imagine the surprise I got when my treat was a vibrator?
Buying Secret Santa’s is a super way to make sure everyone gets a gift, no-one spends over a certain amount of money, and no-one knows where the gift comes from. We always set a cap on cost, and everyone chooses a secret name out of the cap. The rules are that no-one can tell who they are buying a gift - someone got me a vibrator!
Millions of people all over the world are buying sex toys the trend is growing by the day and why not - our sexuality is part of who we intrinsically are.
I am particularly fond of my sex toys, I collect them, but this is a secret collection - no-one knows about them. Not my friends or my colleagues at work, or even any of the men I have dated.
The Secret Santa gifts are given out at the Christmas party and as we are teased into opening them, you can only imagine my surprise. No-one else got anything like it and not even a sexy novelty, a potion or lotion was present in any of the other folks presents, I was dead embarrassed about this sex toy.
The look on my bosses face was classic, the look on mine must have been better. I am a real blusher, being a natural red-head, and to be honest this was one time I wished I could have done the ostrich burying its head in the sand trick.
I tried to avoid a scene, because everyone was going "lets see", "let’s have a look", so I just laughed and made a joke about Santa having a sense of humor. Laughing I bundled it back into its paper and put it in my bag, thinking - out of sight, out of mind.
Not only did they want to see it, but they were all murmuring amongst themselves trying to figure out who bought it. Asking, "did you buy it" answering "not me, was it you?" All of them in absolute denial and amazement! To try and make light of it I interceded and said "oh you guys, it must have been Santa". To which everyone laughed and moved on to the bar.
My reputation was as a quiet, friendly intelligent and hard-working girl with a tendency to be anti-social. Now they all just though I was a dark horse, and I was a bit of a dark horse, as this was the exact model of vibrator I wanted to add to my collection next.
It is still a mystery who bought me the sex toy of my dreams as a Secret Santa, but the following year, I had a huge audience when it came to opening gifts time at the Christmas event.
I opened it and everyone could see it was a copy of the movie "Constantine" and immediately lost interest. But my heart was pounding, this was another item I was planning to add to my movie collection next, how did this person know? Quite honestly I was beginning to feel secretly stalked, instead of Secret Santa’d!!
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